God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
“Lord, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing.
In other words, we can now do what you did in the
‘beginning’.” “Oh, is that so? Tell me..” replies God.
“Well”, says the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it
into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus
creating man.” “Well, that’s interesting. Show Me. “
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil.
“Oh no, no, no…” interrupts God,
“Get your own dirt.”
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great joke, honey, one of my favorite theological jokes. here is another one…
In Norse mythology, it was believed that the earth rested on the back of a giant turtle. One day, a young lad studying for the priesthood asked his teacher, “Sir, if the world is on a turtle’s back, then upon what does the turtle trod? Another world? And upon what does that world sit?” The priest smiled, and said”trouble yourself not with such thoughts, son. It’s turtles, all the way down.”