October 7, 2006

• Do y’all talk like this?

  SOUTHERN PHRASES THAT WILL HELP YOU FIT IN
  IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH
  
  1.  “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”
  
  2.  “It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch.”
  
  3.  “He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
  
  4.  “Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed.’”
  
  5.  “She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm.”
  
  6.  “It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.”
  
  7.  “My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull.”
  
  8.  “Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining.”
  
  9.  “He’s as country as corn flakes.”
  
  10. “This is gooder’n grits.”
  
  11. “Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.”
  
  12. “If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to
  help me enjoy  it.”
  
  

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